"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe Saturn is in Leo. Logically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
"Is that all?" Holmes asked. "Yes," Watson replied. "Why, am I missing something?" Holmes was quiet for a moment, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen the bloody tent!"
"Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any ol' person vote."